Sunday, March 19, 2017

Clickbait, or the face of jesus in my bread?

You be the judge:



My coworker made fresh bread the other day, and this little loaf is very clearly animated. Is that a cute pudgy little jesus waving? Or a stoic waving walrus?

Could it have anything to do with the notion that the first full solar eclipse to pass entirely over the contiguous United States, August 21, 2017, is being hailed as a religious event, and/or as a sign of the endtimes? (Just google those if you want, I don't want my blog to be the referring link to such quackery.)

Spoiler alert: we ate the bread, so the droves should not descend on rural southern West Virginia to ascertain if their particular flavor false prophet was hanging out in a roll of fresh homemade bread.



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