Saturday, December 05, 2009
How to get cheap green onions in Barcelona
2) Be mystified when the woman cuts off the top parts, but the green onions are enormous, so there is still plenty of stuff left.
3) Ignore the sign on top of them: it's wrong.
4) Don't speak or comprehend adequate Spanish, so when the woman rattles off the price too quickly and you give her forty euro cents too little, she is too frustrated with your crappy Spanish to bother, and just tells you it's okay.
5) Proceed to the ripe avocado table, and buy one for 27 euro cents.
A nice flight, lovely hostal: Hostal Campi, a nice three hour nap, some good walking around, an amazing museum: Museu d'Història de la Ciutat de Barcelona (MHCB). More of same for tomorrow (well, probably not another flight.)
Barcelona: Absurdly cheap wine. Amazing crowds. Lots of energy.
It's nice to be challenged to use my Spanish. I really wish I spoke more.
Okay: time for picnic dinner in the room.
Saturday, November 28, 2009
Confidential to NPR: SERIOUSLY?
Driving back from Death Valley to Beatty, Nevada, NPR gave about ten seconds to reporting that Iran is threatening to pull out of the nuclear non-proliferation treaty, and about four minutes to whether sandwiches are better cut diagonally or crosswise.
Sunday, November 22, 2009
Vigiling
I was up the ass crack of dawn to help at the vigil, only to find out it was a false alarm. Now preparing for other (real) stuff.
Thursday, November 19, 2009
99 miles of road under the bike, 99 miles of road
Tomorrow I go into high gear. As if a century ride isn't high enough. (Yes, I'm calling it a century, notwithstanding the missing 0.8 miles.)
Monday, November 16, 2009
AZ
A lovely weekend in arizona with great people. Busy and tiring, sure, but well worth it. I'll try to get up some images soon.
With one exception, the Sierra Vista police department was uniquely professional. One insecure, chest puffing turd with two little stars on his lapel was an ass, but every other officer I dealt with was just doing their job, calmly and dispassionately.
If only I could say the same for the obnoxious rude bigoted ignorant trash who made up the vast majority of the counterprotesters. From the scumbags on motorcycles who intentionatally tried to make their flapping flags hit us as they drove by (nice job swatting that ocotillo tree, dumbass) to the screeching troglodyte with the megaphone who was out again spewing venom, to the hateful trash with the bizarre anti-priest signs, it was an appallingly ugly display of poisonous human nature.
Sitting on a tiny plane from TUS to SLC, so over halfway done with trip #4 of 6 in three months, with one more to book (might be Barcelona!) Listening to the fantastic tribute album to Springsteen's Nebraska, Badlands.
Now if only there was any good food in the SLC airport. At least the local brews in the Sky Club will ease the pain: last time through, it was Park City Steamer (surprisingly excellent) and Uinta Golden Spike Hefeweizen (mediocre but drinkable.)
Big dudes
Hippy?
Saturday, November 14, 2009
My first mobile blog. Woo.
So far, as I told A who waxed enthusiastic about the Droid, I like most everything about it, and love a couple things. I LOVE the GPS navigation. It works vastly better than either of the two standalone GPS units I've owned. Being able to drag the google map around along your route is huge, and the street view photos provide a much better context when you're unclear on something than just a map with streets.
Obligatory flight/airport snark: woman boards the obnoxiously small plane; and I smell her from an aisle away. I immediately think ohhh, I hope the smoker isn't my immediate seatmate. She is. She sits down, drops her stuff on the floor, and starts fishing in her purse. She immediately offers me a mint. I politely decline, and she says okay, and puts them back without taking one herself. She says "Are you the one with the onions?" A little confused, I say, "uhhh, no." She responds "Good, 'cause someone just ate a ton of onions. if you figure out who it is, let me know, so i can offer them a mint." Her cigarettes are visible in her purse, and she smells like the smoking room at SLC. (When will the geniuses that run public health programs realize that if you make it easy for people to kill themselves and the people around them, they will, and it you make it more difficult, they'll be less inclined? Or at least not smell so freshly bad when they sit down next to me?)
That would be the whole story, except for this brief epilogue: she dunked her nasty little biscotti cookies in her diet coke to eat them.
Fortunately, it was a relatively short flight.
Now running around in Arizona, but apparently with plenty of time to blog.
Thursday, November 05, 2009
Various & random airport observations
Well, this little room was great, if you can ignore the CNN Headline Noise in the adjacent room. Then Team Idiot rolled in and began babbling. Two women, one prattling away into her cell phone, another texting while shoveling in a bagel with cream cheese and trying to ignore guy in his 20s. Guy in his ~60s is visibly and audibly drunk at 8:36am, and working on a(nother) bloody mary and his cell phone.
Just watched a pretty shabby looking MD88 roll out of the nearest gate: from up here on the 2nd/2rd floor, you could see that it's been a while since they re-painted it.
Waiting on a flight to JFK en route to BOS for a some G time. Big times to come!
Delta baggage truck (one of those bizarrely cute Tug vehicles) just ran the baggage trailer over an orange cone and looked back, obviously surprised. (UPDATE: about 10 minutes later: a delta trash truck nailed one of the orange cones that a Delta poop truck (aka "lavatory waste") had just put down, about 50 feet from the first sad cone.)
On the MARTA train coming down here, there were at least three sets of identical twins, two of sets apparently going to the same expensive private school. One girl had both a iPhone/iTouch, and an iPod, and was working both of them while doing some sort of homework balanced on a Chinese language textbook. Her sister was going over some fairly complicated math homework that she had gotten a 34/45 (i.e., a C, at 75%) on. The twin brothers seemed to be mostly concerned with laying all the way out on the benches, shoes up and all, though brother #2 was also interested in repeatedly blowing bubbles and getting them stuck all over his upper lip, the pulling it off with some significant effort and starting the process over again.
Okay, about time to begin packing up for some good times on the plane. Woo!
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
Dinner party!
The menu:
- vegetarian chili: black beans, kidney beans, pinto beans, tomatoes, sauteed onions, garlic, sauteed zucchini, red wine (all organic except the wine!)
- pumpkin soup pureed
- spicy Thai peanut noodles: whole wheat spaghetti noodles, peanut butter, carrots, scallions, pan-seared tofu (all organic)
- sourdough bread, with dipping options: apple balsamic vinegar, fig balsamic, cherry balsamic, extra virgin olive oil, chili pepper oil
- stuffed baby bella mushrooms, with garlic, sauteed in a balsamic reduction and then baked
- spinach salad roasted red and yellow peppers, grapefruit, tomatoes, avocado (all organic)
- wine: three reds, a white, and a rose
- beer: Sweetwater IPA
Onions. (Duh.)
Onions and carrots. (Duh.)
Zucchini, post-slicing, for the chili.
Onions, carrots, and zucchini being sauteed for the chili.
Vegetarian chili, early in the process.
Mushrooms after being wiped clean.
Mushrooms being prepped. (Stems in the bowl form a lot of the stuffing material.)
The mushroom stem and garlic mix for the stuffed mushrooms.
Post glazing, pre-stuffing, pre-baking baby bellas.
Sauteed tofu, before being pitched into the spicy Thai peanut noodles.
The balsamic assortment and some freshly polished wine glasses.
The stove isn't tilted toward the back, no matter how it looks.
Food!
From spinach and basil:
(Yes, it is more or less that easy. I basically chop up a few cloves of garlic and some pine nuts in the food processor, add a couple cups of spinach leaves and fresh basil, then blend with olive oil to a consistency I like.)
Speaking of caramelized onions, here's a really really disgusting looking recipe from wikihow. Newsflash: caramelizing the onions bring out PLENTY of sweetness, you don't need to add sugar. A tablespoon of sugar per onion"?!?! YUCK. (Okay, okay: as many of you know, I don't like most sweet foods. But seriously? That's gross.) Every onion I've ever caramelized has been plenty sweet when I'm done.
Friday, October 23, 2009
Rain and rotten fruit
I just made a smoothie, using some very overripe bananas (almost of the banana bread vintage) and was struck walking back to the computer how the taste and even the smell border on that Central America, fruit so ripe that most estadounidenses would consider it rotten. I regularly surprise people when I'm picking through the bananas to find something I won't need to put in a bag for two weeks to consider it edible. Fortunately, J hates raw bananas (bizarre, I know) so I get to buy and eat the bananas however I want.
Upcoming trips: to NYC to help with a bathroom renovation, to Arizona and southwest Georgia for protest support, and to the southern Nevada desert, for vacation with J (We're both excited, since we haven't done a vacation trip together in about a year and a half.)
Okay, blogging actually isn't one of the nine items on my to-do list, so... here are a few random photos from the last months of traveling:
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
No lime, no time
Monday, October 12, 2009
The great suitcase hunt
But in the last month, it has barely fit, or not fit at all, on Delta's 737-800, Md-88, or 757-200. With some class irony, carryon bags are significantly more difficult to fit in the first class bins on Delta planes, due to the curvature of the airplane making the bins smaller as you go forward. Ha!
So anyway, yesterday mom, J, and I do a super fun vacation activity (mom's vacation, not ours): we go suitcase shopping. My priorities, in order: a shorter rollaboard (20" or even 19"), fairly thin, four wheels would be nice, hard-side would be frosting on the suitcake.
REI is a big fail, with a ton of overpriced rollaboards, but all 22" or larger. Costco sucks even worse than the last time I looked, selling one large 22" rollaboard, and a three-suitcase set. (Buying sets is usually about as bad of an idea as buying a block full of knives when you really only want two or three of them. When was the last time you needed eight cheap matching steak knives? Similarly, when was the last time you used that 28" monster suitcase that would get you hit with overweight fees if you filled it with anything besides bubble wrap?)
So we go to Macy's. Mom loves Macy's, and it's right across the miserable parking lot from Costco. We proceeded to consider and debate no fewer than twenty different models and approaches, and filled various of them with towels to compare capacity, which Macy's very kindly puts right next to the suitcase department. I'm sure that's what they had in mind. (Or maybe they want people to buy them? Huh. I dunno.)
After about 45 minutes of comparing suitcases in a desolate department relegated to the back 40, a salesclerk shows up and asks if we need help. I politely decline, saying we're just considering all the options. She continues to stand there and shoot us doubtful looks. Mom is sitting on one of the display playforms reading a paperback book. J and I have, at this moment, three or four suitcases laying around on the floor, and mom quips about how we're using their towels to see how much they hold. Salesclerk is nonplussed. She continues to stand there, make unhelpful comments, and generally make us feel somewhat uncomfortable. (Which, in retrospect, was probably intentional.) The only question I have is about the return policy. She initially mumbles something, and then I clarify:
Me: What if I use it for one trip and really hate it?
Salesclerk issues unclear, vague answer, but in sum says nope, that wouldn't be good enough.
Me: What if it won't fit in the overhead bin?
Mom: You know, I've never had a problem with Macy's in
Salesclerk: another mumbled, unclear answer. When pressed for a clarification;
Salesclerk: well, you can't just use it and then return it.
Mom: [good-naturedly] I don't think he's talking about using it like a prom dress and then returning it.
Me: What if the zipper breaks on the first trip?
Salesclerk: well, yes, if the handle totally broke, you could return it.
Uhhhh, okay. Now that the grunting salesclerk has unilaterally re-written Macy's return policy, and essentially accused me of being a prospective thief (over a suitcase that is on sale for $60: yeah, that's worth risking my bar licenses for) I walk away to find other suitcases to compare. Grunting and accusatory salesclerk hovers for a while longer, then then fortunately another customer (only the second customer besides us to venture into the luggage department in about an hour) asks where she can find a five-suitcase set selling for $79. (Gee, those are gonna be really high quality sweatshop suitcases.)
After much consideration, we settle on a suitcase, and go in search of bathrooms. We then wander the third floor to find a cashier. salesclerk #2 really tries to do the right thing, as Macy's apparently works on commission, or at least has some other kind of bonus system for salespeople. she asks the suitcase salesclerk "hey Soandso, where you working with these people?" she starts to walk away with another customer, saying "no, you do it." Salesclerk #2: "well, do you want to type your number in?" Suitcase salesclerk is evidently so unwilling to deal with us again that she just grunts and walks away, so Salesclerk #2 shrugs and types her nnumber in, to get whatever pissass bonus or commission will flow from a $60 suitcase, minus the 10% coupon I printed out from the web.
I get that sometimes retail staff have bad days (I've certainly walked in those shoes) but, Confidential to Macy's: having your sales staff misconstrue/lie about the return policy, and accuse you of wanting to defraud you over a $60 suitcase, is really not A+ sales methodology.
Saturday, October 10, 2009
JFK
JFK presidency: we canonize and lionize any president who is assassinated, and even those who just die. (Newsflash: all humans die. Being a dead president, or a dead pop singer, or any other flavor of public figure, doesn't make your death more tragic. There are, of course, degrees of difference. Johnny Cash and Kurt Vonnegut dying is considerably more of a loss than Michael Jackson.) Anyway, he was a philanderer who led the world to the brink of nuclear destruction and escalated the conflict in Vietnam.
His little brother dying a couple months ago was another excellent example of being way, way too star-obsessed with public figures. Yes, Ted Kennedy was a reasonably respectable senator. he did some good things. He also collaborated on No Child Left Behind, supported the invasion of Afghanistan, and generally compromised with the right wing any time it seemed politically expedient. Funny that in all the news coverage on Ted Kennedy's death, I literally heard the dreaded word "Chappaquiddick" mentioned once; I heard "Mary Jo Kopechne" zero. Those of you who know me, or at least know my politics from this blog, know that this is no right wing talk radio sort of rant. I just want us to stop this bizarre hero worship of deeply flawed people simply because they've died. I'm very proud to have gone to a college where, when they made the mistake of lowering the flag to half-mast when Nixon died, it was burned within hours.
On to the airport: my flight was first on time, then early, then delayed for mechanical for one hour, then delayed for 2.25 hours, and now one hour delayed. I'm going to check now.
The balm: one of the bartenders in the Delta Sky Club mixes a screamer of a mojito: mostly rum, with a splash of mojito mix and just a kiss of soda water. Yum.
Sunday, October 04, 2009
(some of) america's best bicycling cities
Anyway, it's worth a very quick perusal for cyclists, and here's a list of the cities they mention:
- Austin
- Eugene
- Boulder
- San Diego
- Seattle
- New York
- Minneapolis
Here are another couple bicycling lists:
America's Worst Cycling Cities from Bicycling Magazine. This one definitely falls into the empty information calorie category: it only lists three, doesn't indicate the methodology, and doesn't list Atlanta. Boo.
Kryptonite's 10 Worst Cities for Bike Theft This one is somewhat better, since it ostensibly is grounded in quantitative metrics. Yay. Though it's a generally accepted notion that bike theft is significantly underreported. Boo. Note how many of the cities listed here are also in the top 10 cities in the yahoo article above. Boo.
Way too many of these lists and city analyses largely ignore the cyclists who bike daily to live and work and run errands, and focus instead on rides and facilities for spandex clad weekend warriors on multi-thousand dollar carbon fiber, Dura-Ace equipped road bikes. Boo.
FUN POLL: Should I rename this blog to something like "booyay.blogspot.com"?
Saturday, October 03, 2009
Bagels
Referencing the coffee and landfills post, the guy did try hard to give me a bag, and a pile of napkins, but was fine (if slightly confused) when I declined both.
Truly, honestly, about the best bagel I've ever had. Doughy and chewy and big and substantive and tasty with just enough crust to make it right. Amazing. And I even skipped the salt bagel, because J really wanted me to get either an onion or a garlic bagel. Those salt bagels must be fucking amazing, if the onion are that good. Maybe I'll go back tomorrow, even if the gas station grade coffee did suck.
Friday, October 02, 2009
Thursday, October 01, 2009
Coffee & landfills
I order a large black coffee. The woman goes over and puts together two cups and then puts on one of the cup-sleeve thingies. I tell her I really don't need it double cupped, and she looks at me like I'm deranged, and says:
Coffee Woman: But it's really hot.
Me: I know, I promise to be really careful. I really hate to take more stuff I have to throw away.
Coffee Woman: [nods sympathetically to pretend that she understands and agrees] Okay, but you have to take this [sleeve thingie]
Me: Really? I'd rather not. [I'm being nice and smiling.]
Coffee Woman: No, you have to.
Me: Okay, that's fine. [I wasn't going to win this particular debate.]
Coffee woman puts the coffee down on the counter.
Coffee Woman: Do you need a bag? (She already pulling one out. I'm not ordering anything else, just a single cup of coffee.)
Me: No, thanks. I really don't like to take the extra stuff.
Coffee Woman: [nods sympathetically again] Okay.
Coffee Woman puts a stack of napkins about an inch high on the top of the cup. I reach over and gently take then off the cup and put them back on her stack.
Me: I really don't like to take the extra stuff, you know?
Coffee Woman: [nods sympathetically again] Okay.
Coffee Woman: A dollar sixty-five, please.
I pay, thank her, and drop a dollar in the tip jar.
I swear, I was being really, really nice, and really, really polite. But shit: really? A single cup of black coffee was nearly responsible for a clearcut forest.
Saturday, September 26, 2009
Honestly truly overheard on Delta 844
Woman gets her drink, and begins slurping it down like she just walked out of the Sonoran desert and missed the drive-through liquor stores in the Arizona stretch.
Somehow the conversation with the (amazingly friendly) flight attendant turns to this (paraphrased, but pretty darn close):
Flight attendant: You should watch it, because alcohol affects you double in the air than it does on the ground.
Editor's note:(A marginally dubious claim, which I'm unable to find primary evidence to support or disprove. The best indications are that the added intensity of alcohol consumption in flight is really rooted in dehydration, so you mostly need to be sure to consume a lot of water. A more profound impact than on the ground? Maybe. Double? There is zero evidence i can find for this. But I digress.)
Woman: Really? I have never, ever heard that, and I fly all the time.
Flight attendant: Oh yeah, absolutely, no question about it.
Woman Who Flies All The Time:Wow -- I have never heard that. I'll be fine, though: I can sit here and drink a fifth of vodka straight and not even feel it.
Flight attendant: Oh wow, well, you won't be getting that tonight. (It's an hour and a half flight, incidentally.)
Fifth of Vodka Woman: Oh yeah, I can drink anyone, and I mean anyone, under the table in about three minutes! Any man, any woman!
(inaudible conversation, brief pause as the flight attendant goes and does some other stuff)
Woman Who Can Drink Any Man, Any Woman, Under The Table In About Three Minutes: Say, do you sell these little bottles on board?
Flight attendant: No, sorry, we don't.
Woman Who Wants To Give The Idea Of Buy On Board A Whole New Meaning:That's too bad, 'cause I've been taking care of my mother who is 91 all week, and she has a whole line of them on her shelf, and I thought I'd take her a couple. (That she is apparently heading the wrong direction for such a gift is part of the nature of the Folk Process, with apologies to Dry Branch Fire Squad.)
Flight attendant: Well, you know you can buy them at any liquor store?
Woman Who Wants To Give Her 91 Year Old Mother A Couple Shooter Bottles of Cheap Vodka As A Gift To Add To Mother's Collection: Really? I never heard of that! Never saw them!
Flight attendant: Sure, every liquor store sells them.
Woman Who Can Drink A Fifth of Vodka In About Three Minutes And Not Even Feel It And Can Drink Any Man Or Woman Under The Table In About Three Minutes But Doesn't Know Liquor Stores Sell Small Shooter Bottles Of Cheap Vodka: Well, I'll just have to look for that!
A few minutes go by, we continue the pre-flight process, and next thing I hear is the flight attendant leaning in close and telling the woman kindly, but firmly and repeatedly, that she needs to behave herself. Gosh, can't imagine why.
Balcony garden: late September 2009
This is an overall of the plants. I could probably blame some of their sad appearance on the intense thunderstorms they've had to endurse in the last two weeks, which some are saying resulted in epic, 500-year flooding, but that's probably a cop-out. Really, I've just been a bad plant parent.
Here's a closeup of the Bonnie tomatoes, which are still producing. I ate one just before leaving for Pittsburgh, and it was pretty darn tasty. The leaves look like shit, but the tomatoes themselves look pretty decent.
Here's the Bush Goliath, looking much the same: the tomatoes are looking pretty decent, while the leaves and plant is looking pretty dire.
The herg garden is looking so-so; I'll probably start to harvest quite a bit of it soon.
Here's a closeup of the sage in the herb garden, which is a pretty mixed bag: some of it is clearly curling and dying off, while other parts are doing fine.
And the stand-alone basil planting, which is struggling, but putting up a game fight.
Of plants and protests.
The police response was properly described by one activist as a "bumbling and violent police action."
And as usual when the police engage in the overwhelming show of force, shock-and-awe style repression of dissent that has been popularized since Seattle, the cops did some pretty stupid stuff, and beat down some people who had nothing to do with the protests. This included University of Pittsburgh students who happened to have the nerve to try to walk through their campus, and deploying of tear gas and peper spray on narrow residential streets.
Police outnumbered protestors approximately five to one, or six to one.
I'm going to break up these posts and do the gardening pics separately...
Friday, September 25, 2009
Snippets from the G-20 protests in Pittsburgh
Pittsburgh PD to activist: "Quit being such a fucking smartass. Get the fuck out of here. I will fucking shoot you."
Cleveland Police Department officer to attorney: "Get out of here. Move. Go away." (I ignored him and turned my attention to the homicidal Pittsburgh PD, as Cleveland cop wasn't even remotely in charge of the area. He was an out of town, deputized rentacop who was essentially relegated to traffic management. He had his uniform shirt unbuttoned low enough to show the hair just above his bellybutton. He had a lot of it.)
More after-reports to come. (Confidential to anyone who might worry: I'm perfectly safe and being careful.)
Sunday, September 20, 2009
People I don't understand
2) People who rush to the televisions in the airport to see the football game. (Confidential to football fans: the game won't change because you're watching it, and the ten minutes you see of grown men smashing into one another will be much more interesting without all the pap and filler when you watch it tomorrow on Sportscenter.)
3) People who don't tip, or even worse, tip badly. Examples: too numerous to mention. You know who you are.
4) Self-important TSA officers, who seem to think their scowl and facially insincere grunt of "how are you" somehow imparts some sort of gravitas or authority. Confidential to TSA: you're largely incompetent rentacops that 98% of the regular-traveling public despises. Oh, and suspiciously sneering at me when you look at the x-ray of my carryon isn't intimidating: it's just silly.
Boarding soon for segment five of nine in two weeks, so I should get my stuff together.
Dateline: Montana
~275: total miles ridden
38.6: average miles per day (including off-route grocery/beer stops)
32.4 mph: max speed
51.18: max daily miles
Wildlife: a bunch of white tail deer, one pesky red fox near Fatty Creek (on two different nights), a ton of cicada, crickets, and beetles, and assorted smaller animals.
The people, on the whole, were fantastic. Truly nice, accommodating, pleasant, and fun to talk to.
The roads, well, I could take or leave them. Much of the Great Divide Route is on Forest Service roads, which range from flat and brutally maintained to singletrack, technical, and moderately unpleasant.
Some shoutouts to some particularly wonderful local businesses:
The Grateful Bread, Bigfork, MT. Great bread and sandwiches, solid espresso drinks, amazing people, and great vegetarian and vegan (ask!) options. Went twice in two days.
Glacier Cyclery , Whitefish, MT. Fantastic people, decent bikes, great location.
Markus Foods , Whitefish, MT. Solid grocery store with a nice little deli and excellent beer selection.
The store at Swan Lake Trading Post, Swan Lake, MT. They have a nice little grocery, and a great take one, leave one paperback book section.
More to come. Now back to flying! Tonight FCA-SLC-SMF.
Thursday, September 10, 2009
Insert: deep, loud, irritated sigh
Now the moron has left his cell phone plugged in while he wanders around. I'm tempted to pour my margarita on it, but the margarita tastes too good.
More calories, please
Airports and etc.
The morning flight from ATL to LAX was pleasant due to an upgrade, but unpleasant due to none of the reading lights working. The flight attendants were apologetic about this, but still didn't seem to think it worth leaving the overhead lights on, and the always helpful fellow passengers all closed their windows so they could watch The Fast and the Furious, and bad romcom. I got a little reading done until it started to really strain my eyes, and then I did some more eye-straining reading on my netbook.
Now in the Delta Skyclub in the crappy, run-down Terminal 5 at LAX. The lounge is nice enough, if quite crowded and loud. I'm actually listening to music (Gomez: Get Miles, appropriate in so many ways) which I almost never do in the airport or lounges. This is to drown out the woman who has been prattling nonstop with her companion since she came in. Well, not truly non-stop: she takes breaks to prattle loudly on her cell phone, too. All while she keeps her feet up on the chair. She's a teacher, but apparently hasn't learned Inside Voice.
The food at Delta Skyclubs pretty much always stinks, with a few exceptions (JFK terminal 2 has some really good snacks and appetizers at certain hours.) I'm hungry, and the food options in Terminal 5 mostly suck, so I was pleased to see them roll out a cart of food when they took away the breakfast foods. What was it? Some sort of caramel-fudge-flourless-chocolate cake thing. At 10:30 in the morning. Yes, really. My favorite response to this (well, the only response other than mine so far) came from a friend via e-mail: "turtle fudge cake? gross. i wouldn't eat that at any time of day."
It does appear that GrossCake(tm) is going to be the only option, so I'll be sticking with pretzels and beer. (Hey, it's now after 11!) I mean, c'mon: you can't even bring out some soft, wilted celery and carrots with grayish/white caking?
In other travel (news), my travels in the next month and a week will have me in the following airports: ATL, LAX, SLC, FCA, SMF, SFO, PIT, JFK, SEA. Woo.
Maybe I'll go hunt down better food, since I still have an hour and a half. A little web searching did indicate that it's possible to walk from Terminal 5 to Terminals 6, 7, and 8. Yay informationsuperinfobahn!
Tuesday, September 08, 2009
Bicycling and more bicycling! (oh, and some traveling)
Numbers:
93.07 miles
6:12:01 total riding time
34 mph max speed
15.0 avg speed
135 max RPM
72 avg RPM
I also did a good turn by a fellow rider which took a long time and slowed my average speed somewhat, but which isn't something I'll blog about. Lovely weather all day, overcast and a slight breeze in the morning, and hotter, more direct sunlight in the afternoon. None of the torrential downpour stuff from last weekend.
Now I'm finalizing my packing list for self-supported backcountry mountain bike touring in Montana later this week, followed by a whirlwind tour of northern California. (Y'all know who you are.) As with many such trips, it'll require trips to several local stores for food and gear, which is likely to gobble up much of the rest of my day.
Then PIT. Then NYC. Then SEA. And maybe more ATL sometime: who knows?
Big times! Lots of fun! Very poor carbon footprint!
Tuesday, September 01, 2009
A Nervous. Fucking. Breakdown.
I'm going to go read new urbanism at a coffeehouse. In the not-very-amusing irony department, I'm going to have to ride my bike to get to one, since there really isn't a good one within a five minute walking distance (consistent with NU principles.)
Before I go, here are a few pictures from the 65 mile (~metric century) ride I did with a friend on Sunday, mentioned in the previous post. We'll call this friend J2, to distinguish him from J. As mentioned, the first two thirds of the ride were fantastic: rolling hills, and quiet back roads in central Georgia.
Here is the obligatory bucolic country road, with white picket fence, and cyclists approaching the second rest stop image:
Here is the obligatory condom-icecube-in-the-portapotty urinal picture. Yes, really. (This is at that same rest stop):
It was a lovely rest stop, complete with a friendly volunteer mechanic who fixed J2's rubbing front derailleur. In other news, J2 had never heard of the idea of a condom icecube?!? Consider this a request for a Highly Scientific poll of my readership: please leave a comment if you knew this fantastic utilization for condoms.
Remember, dear reader, how I said that the first two thirds of the ride was fantastic? Well, after the last rest stop it rapidly got marginally less fantastic, as the last twenty miles was in apocalyptic-quality rain, thunder, and lightning. Here is the obligatory standing-water-in-my-shoes at the end of the ride picture:
We had great conversation the whole time, including shouting to be heard over the thunder and rain about whose bike was more likely to be struck by the lightning that was blasting at nearly the exact same time as the thunder boomed: my friend's steel frame urban commuter style bike with slightly wider tires, or my aluminum frame road bike with super skinny tires. My friend maintained that his bike and person was less likely to be struck down due to the wider tires (because the lightning would have to go farther to get to ground.) I maintained that my aluminum frame was less attractive, period, and still believe the lightning wouldn't be doing the endgame analysis when it decided who to strike down for their wicked ways.
Of course, in the wicked ways analysis, I definitely lose. (Incidentally, when I described this to J later, she agreed that the steel frame was far more susceptible to lightning strikage. And she's Really Really Smart about such things.) Sorry, J2.
Sunday, August 30, 2009
Rode a lot.
specs:
total miles: 66.18
total riding time: 4:00:44
max mph: 37 mph
average mph: 16.4
max rpm: 131
avg rpm: 73
Excellent ride! Toward the end, repeated lightning and thunder in the very near vicinty, and the last 20 miles in rain thick enough that at various points we could barely see and it stung exposed flesh, not so fun, but super entertaining, and an excellent ride overall.
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Bicycles and feasibility
In my reading for this New Urbanism course, there is a recurring theme, namely that you can't exist in daily life in most American cities without a car:
Low-density, single-use development that is spread out over large regions has created a settlement pattern that is completely dependent on automobiles to carry out even the simplest daily tasks such as going to school, picking up a loaf of bread, visiting a friend, seeing a doctor or dentist, visiting a park, or going to work....Well actually, in the 72 hour period starting yesterday morning, I'm going to do every single one of these tasks by bicycle with the exception of going to school (which I'm doing online) and going to work (which I do from home, but which J does five days a week by bicycle.)
Yes, it can be done: yes, we CAN do most of this stuff by bicycle. By foot. By public transportation. If absolutely need be, by car.
But many of us, at least those of us with the leisure time and internet connectivity to sit around and read random, mediocre blogs like mine, CAN avoid the car 98% of the time. We just have to decide to.
Atlanta as miserable place?
“...Atlanta is now becoming perhaps the most miserable city to be in in America.”
To paraphrase, he was referring to the barracks-like concrete buildings on central Atlanta streets (including "about four miles of Peachtree Street") that are built more to repel people than to invite them in.
Friday, August 21, 2009
Traffic sewers
"Streets that once served vehicles and people equitably are now designed for the sole purpose of moving vehicles through them as quickly as possible. They have become, in effect, traffic sewers."
Still irritated by the lack of footnotes and conclusory nature of a lot of the statements in the book, though. That's probably the attorney in me.
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Per capita waste generation
Here's a tiny tidbit: despite steady improvements in recent decades, in 2007, the net per capita discard rate after materials recovery and combustion with energy recovery was 2.50 pounds per person per day.
Think about this: roughly, go take a good quality 10" skillet, or a pair of hiking boots (okay, I have big feet), or a one liter bottle of water or soda, package it up, and mail it to yourself for $4.95 (USPS priority mail; since you're mailing it to yourself, calculate it from your zip code to your zip code.) NOW DO THIS EVERY FUCKING DAY. That is the amount of trash YOU AND I generated per capita AFTER RECYCLING and energy recovery is factored in.
Perhaps I need to go back to pictures of container gardening and lay off the harping for a while...
Making it easy/easier: recycling
I was thinking about this yesterday in the context of recycling. A friend just moved to Atlanta, and I was helping his partner move them into his new condo. We were generating a lot of cardboard (oh, Ikea, for all your grandstanding and fairly hypocritical claims of environmental responsibility, you really suck. Really bad. Here's a hint as to how to be more environmentally friendly: quit selling so much fucking crap with a built-in product life of a year or two. Quit selling junk food on paper and plastic plates, with plastic flatware, and a side of paper cup. Your in-store recycling is lovely, but how about more reduction so less recycling is necessary? How about you quit passing on the financial savings of flat-packing to the ecologies and communities which are impacted by the immense amounts of cardboard, styrofoam, and plastic your flat packing demands?
On a related note of Ikea sucking, check out this article in the Economist laying bare the revolting faux-charity corporate structure of the cheap furniture powerhouse:
What emerges is an outfit that ingeniously exploits the quirks of different jurisdictions to create a charity, dedicated to a somewhat banal cause, that is not only the world's richest foundation, but is at the moment also one of its least generous. The overall set-up of IKEA minimises tax and disclosure, handsomely rewards the founding Kamprad family and makes IKEA immune to a takeover.But I digress: back to recycling. So, we have a lot of cardboard, in a high-rise condo in Atlanta. I wander down and ask the concierge/security guy where the building's recycling is, and get the somewhat obscure directions (it involves taking the elevator to a parking level, going through one set of doors, walking across the parking lot, then going through another set of doors, then finding the big mixed recycling bin in a moderately smelly and very humid loading dock.
My quest to find the recycling area is aided by several signs that say IN LARGE LETTERS THAT ABSOLUTELY NO GLASS CAN BE RECYCLED. Oh, and mandating that NO CARDBOARD CAN BE LEFT BY THE RECYCLING AREA. But there's another direction indicating that there is a special area for cardboard recycling at the back of the loading dock. Right on! Recycling obsessivist that I am, I don't mind walking a little farther to the special cardboard recycling area. What I do mind is that when I get there, it turns out the extra super special area for cardboard recycling is a HUGE DUMPSTER FULL OF ASSORTED GARBAGE. Booooooooo!
I left our friend a note on how to get to his recycling, and that he can recycle both his cardboard and glass at our building. I have faith in this particular friend that he actually cares enough to go to this extra trouble, and also to consider the issue in his purchasing.
But c'mon: do we really have to make recycling this difficult? Do we really have to contract it out to greedy private corporations who only care about making a profit on it? Isn't the value of keeping the material out of toxic landfills that destroy communities and water tables sufficient to have municipal recycling, even on relatively low energy return material like glass?
Let's remember, this is a waste hirearchy for a reason: think about this the next time you buy bottled water, a genuine and ongoing ecological catastrophe that even McNewspaper finds a problem:
Plastic water bottles produced for U.S. consumption take 1.5 million barrels of oil per year... That much energy could power 250,000 homes or fuel 100,000 cars for a year...
Even if we can do a good job of separating and recycling water bottles, it still comes down to the fact that it's completely unnecessary... Strictly speaking, tap water isn't free — it costs about $0.00002 per ounce. But single-serve bottled water costs between 1,000 and 4,000 times more...
Thursday, August 13, 2009
My bike helmet hack
New York, and more garden pics
You can't really tell it clearly, but the "path" becomes primeval forest thick here at the end, as it was at the beginning, and you essentially have to bushwack to get a bike through. From everything I could tell, they just don't really give a damn about maintaining bridge crossing facilities for cyclists or pedestrians in New Jersey.
Someone gave me a beater commuter bicycle to use while I'm in NYC, and I'm abusing the kindness of another cyclist friend by stuffing it in his bicycle closet (thanks, T!) I had a great ride with the person who gifted the bike on me from Queens to the financial district in Manhattan. I discovered that there is basically no reason to even try to obey traffic regulations in Manhattan, since the cars, trucks, taxis, hired cars, and NYPD traffic officers don't. There were several cases where it was actually reckless to try to obey the law.
My favorite was when the asshole NYPD officer directing traffic yelled (literally) at us to get out of the way when we were at the front of a left turn lane just before turning into Chinatown (it was Delancy Street, I think at Allen Street, just after we got off the Williamsburg Bridge.) Baffled, we did, and the cop proceeded to yell at the cars behind us to ignore the no left turn red light and turn. He completely ignored us and after a while started to yell at more cars to drive through the still red light. Dumb asshole. This was basically the only thing this cop was doing, which caused the intersection to devolve into chaos, since the other drivers didn't know what to do, and we had to make our own way through the intersection. Dumb dumb dumb asshole.
While I was gone J watered the plants, and both the herb garden and tomato plantings are doing well:
Thursday, August 06, 2009
Flights, but no flights.
Being at the airport, I thought I'd book another set of flights, but Delta's crappy website isn't cooperating. So I have time to BLOG!
Or I could read my new(ly checked out) book, Suburban Nation: the rise of sprawl and the decline of the american dream . It's assigned reading for a really neat online course in New Urbanism I just signed up for through the University of Miami called The Principles and Practice of New Urbanism . I'm really, really looking forward to it.
Okay, back to about the best dried fruit mix I've ever seen in an airport lounge (yes, I did take a picture, but I don't have a cable) and trying to get delta.com to actually do its job.
Wednesday, August 05, 2009
Compare and contrast...
Back by popular demand!
More of the tomatoes and herb garden.
Another view of the tomato plantings with a view to the east. If there were less haze, you could see Stone Mountain in the middle of the image, about 20 miles away.
A lower view of all the plantings, with more diffuse light. Hey, gardening is part art, right?
Monday, August 03, 2009
Bikes and planes and weddings, oh my!
Yesterday was basically nice riding, with a long-time local riding friend, largely using the PATH Foundation trail from central Atlanta to Stone Mountain. Some downpour rain right at the end on our ride back home, but not for too long.
Later, we biked to dinner with other friends at a pretty good vegetarian Chinese restaurant a couple miles from our house, Green Sprout . The highlights were probably the seaweed tofu roll appetizer and the moo shu "chicken"; I was underwhelmed with the vegetable lo mein, and thought the basil "beef" with crispy (read: breaded & deep fried) portobello mushroom quarters was very tasty, which was good, since it's about the most expensive thing on the menu (!) at $10.95. Minimal beverage selection, large portions, friendly but vacant service, and a spare atmosphere: this place is all about the food.
Next weekend: a trip to NYC, including a somewhat ridiculous bike ride from the south Bronx to a friend's wedding in Atlantic Highlands, New Jersey. I had to lie to google maps to get even a remotely accurate map, and tell it I was walking from Fort Lee, NJ. It simply refused to acknowledge that anyone would want to go down the Jersey side of the Hudson River rather than the Manhattan side. Damn New York provincialism. Should be around 60 miles all told. Big times!
Bikes and planes and weddings, oh my!
Yesterday was basically nice riding, with a long-time local riding friend, largely using the PATH Foundation trail from central Atlanta to Stone Mountain. Some downpour rain right at the end on our ride back home, but not for too long.
Later, we biked to dinner with other friends at a pretty good vegetarian Chinese restaurant a couple miles from our house, Green Sprout . The highlights were probably the seaweed tofu roll appetizer and the moo shu "chicken"; I was underwhelmed with the vegetable lo mein, and thought the basil "beef" with crispy (read: breaded & deep fried) portobello mushroom quarters was very tasty, which was good, since it's about the most expensive thing on the menu (!) at $10.95. Minimal beverage selection, large portions, friendly but vacant service, and a spare atmosphere: this place is all about the food.
Next weekend: a trip to NYC, including a
somewhat ridiculous bike ride from the south Bronx to a friend's wedding in Atlantic Highlands, New Jersey. I had to lie to google maps to get even a remotely accurate map, and tell it I was walking from Fort Lee, NJ. It simply refused to acknowledge that anyone would want to go down the Jersey side of the Hudson River rather than the Manhattan side. Damn New York provincialism. Should be around 60 miles all told. Big times!
Riding
Yesterday was basically nice riding, with a long-time local riding friend, largely using the PATH Foundation trail from central Atlanta to Stone Mountain. Some downpour rain right at the end on our ride back home, but not for too long.
Later, we biked to dinner with other friends at a pretty good vegetarian Chinese restaurant a couple miles from our house, Green Sprout . The highlights were probably the seaweed tofu roll appetizer and the moo shu "chicken"; I was underwhelmed with the vegetable lo mein, and thought the basil "beef" with crispy (read: breaded & deep fried) portobello mushroom quarters was very tasty, which was good, since it's about the most expensive thing on the menu (!) at $10.95. Minimal beverage selection, large portions, friendly but vacant service, and a spare atmosphere: this place is all about the food.
Next weekend: a trip to NYC, and a somewhat ridiculous bike ride from the south Bronx to a friend's wedding in Atlantic Highlands, New Jersey. Big times!
Saturday, August 01, 2009
A new layout
I'm not actually certain that I like this enough to keep it, so more changes might be on the near horizon. What do you think?
A very long time
Bicycling in Atlanta is some of the most terrifying I've ever done. The drivers are astonishingly bad: slow to move, slow to react, and in a misguided attempt to be courteous, are actually often quite dangerous to the cyclist and other cars. The road are in horrendous condition, bike lanes practically non-existent, and even dedicated PATH Foundation bike lanes have significant brekas in them with mediocre signage, so they're difficult to follow when the trails has a break. This hasn't stopped me from riding well over 200 miles in the city in the last two weeks, but it sure has made it annoying.
Hoping to go mountain biking tomorrow, rain dependent, so hopefully that'll be better. Unfortunately, it does require a 45 minute drive.
I'm gardening on the balcony, right now just tomatoes and herbs. I know y'all are clamoring for pictures of plants, so I'll try to get those soon.
I have Great Divide Hercules Double IPA on tap (visitors welcome!) Incidentally, I would link directly to the brewery's page for that beer, but it's really annoying flash, so to hell with them.
Here are the muppets most on my mind right now. Those of you who know what my primary legal volunteer activity is can probably guess what this references:

More later, I hope.

