Friday, January 28, 2011

Why the Las Vegas airport sucks



Likely the first in a series, since I seem to be coming here several times a year...

The rental car return center is conveniently located in nearby Arizona.

The security lines are always miserable.

The TSA personnel are typically surly, and always inefficient.

Perhaps the above can be explained in significant part to the immense number of Ma and Pa Kettle fliers rolling through kerr. God, what a bunch of incompetent nitwits. (The remainder is largely due to the asinine security theatre the TSA engages in systemwide.)

You have to take an obnoxious sky train to get ANYWHERE.

The green vest wheelchair attendants crowd the obnoxious sky train, see above.

All around: BOO. I hate this airport almost as much as Miami.

There is no Delta Sky Club. BOO.

Three best beer available, at least in the D terminal which Delta uses, is Spam Adams. Yuck. And it's $9.99. BOO

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Ethiopian vegan love



Sitting in an Ethiopian restaurant a little off Strip in Las Vegas, am the only one using English as my first language. It smells wonderful. The bartender/server/manager, when I said "I think I know what I want" replied, "oh, yes, veggie combo?" Sometimes I actually do love Vegas.

And oh, god: that was truly in the top three best Ethiopian meals I've ever had. Wow.

Meskerem Ethiopian Restaurant, 252 Convention Center Drive, Las Vegas, 702-732-4250

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Vegan hotel breakfast!



Craptastic picture, I know.

Good thing it's included in my room rate, 'cause while I liked it quite well, the buffet wouldn't possibly justify the $20 they charge for it.

I did like having fresh pico de gallo and capers to put on top of the otherwise unremarkable breakfast potatoes.

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Vegan airport lounge breakfast!

I know, I know: it's kinda gross, but: I'm actually getting to kind of like the toasted stale plain bagel, with cheap peanut butter, stale dried fruit mix, stale granola, and stiff little raisins.

Hey, we don't always go to breakfast with the vegan options that we want, okay?

Boarding a flight to Las Vegas in about a half hour, so if you buckeroos play your cards right, there MIGHT, just MIGHT, be some vegan food porn Sin City style(!) in your near futures.

More depressing shit

Most of you who know me have heard me talk about mountaintop removal coal mining (MTR). (If not, find out more here, and by clicking through to any of the partner organizations on this page.

But you live in California, Washington, Alaska, Massachusetts, New York, right? So what is your connection to the vile, reprehensible, wretchedness of MTR? Find out here by simply entering your zip code.

I know this runs the risk of sounding preachy, but seriously, think about it: when you leave that light burning, or buy the pretty but incredibly energy intensive halogen fixture from Ikea, or even take the elevator one floor when you could walk, YOU are connected to MTR.

Those of you who know me know that I use electricity. I'm typing this on my laptop, in an airport lounge, on a wireless connection. But I'm very conscious, all the time now, of my electricity use, and the true coast of coal. (We love the Bees!)

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Of snow and driving

Here is this morning's balcony panorama at sunrise.

I learned an important lesson: don't mess with the default focal length and focal length multiplier settings in Hugin Panorama Creator unless you know what the hell you're doing, or you'll get something like this:
Yeah.

Speaking of not knowing what the hell you're doing, if you live in Atlanta, and don't know how to drive in snow and/or ice, STAY THE HELL HOME. Really. Read a book, nap, play cards, clean the house, drink yourself into a coma, whatever. BUT STAY HOME.



From Sunday, January 9, 2011, the first day of our current Snowpocalypse 2011 episode, this is a quick video of one of a dozen or so cars driving the wrong way in I-85, between Shallowford and Clairmont in Atlanta. Yep: just turned around and drove the wrong way, apparently to a place where they could illegally cut over to the frontage road. Literally hundreds of cars were abandoned on the freeway, many on the sides, but a number just parked in traffic lanes. Many were turned off, dark inside, no lights, no occupants.

Where do those people go?

Full-sized tractor-trailers jackknifed, and sliding off the road. I thought you all were supposed to be professional drivers? (Hot Tip: meth doesn't keep you from sliding if you don't know how to drive on snow.)

Really, people: you knew this storm was coming for days. Nowhere you had to go in your rear wheel drive sedan or truck was that important. And if you do happen to drive an SUV with alltime AWD, but still don't know how to drive in snow or ice, refer to the paragraph above, and STAY HOME.

In my SUV, with true 4WD, the 20 miles from Lawrenceville to midtown Atlanta took an hour and a half, and would have taken much longer if I was driving like most of the chuckleheads on the freeway. At no point did I feel out of control, or slide, or skid. I spent most of the time avoiding other drivers, though certain stretches of 85 were delightfully (and a little creepily) empty:



At the risk of sounding like the bozo that NPR always manages to interview to respond to a snowstorm in the south by saying something like "Well, uh-huh, in North Dakota, we call that summer", this was NOT bad winter weather for driving. For much of the northern part of the country, it was a very average, even light, snowfall. The problem wasn't the snow, it was the drivers.

Oh, yeah, and: Confidential to Atlanta metro area drivers: don't drive with your emergency flashers on UNLESS YOU ACTUALLY HAVE AN EMERGENCY. Not knowing how to drive in snow is NOT an EMERGENCY. Driving slow is NOT AN EMERGENCY. We SEE you fine: you're driving a big dumb car or big dumb truck, and the visibility is approximately a half mile. It sort of dilutes the point of flashers if you are just toolin' along with them on, like all the other idiots on the freeway.

We're still in close to a state of weather siege in Atlanta, with public schools and many businesses closed, and glare ice all over the roads. The City of Atlanta is implementing its usual snow and ice mitigation program: wait until it goes away on its own. Which I'm fine with: I've been walking and biking on it, and enjoying the quiet streets. Oh, and getting the crap cut out of my face by my glasses in an iceball fight at Piedmont Park. (It's all fun and games until you have multiple lacerations and a black eye from a single nasty iceball assault.) You can email me directly if you want to see pictures.

Okay, snow day #4 in a row or not, back to work. (Really.)

Friday, January 07, 2011

Winter skies

My first recollection is a day in December 747 tracing lines through the sky


Okay, it's not December, but it's not far off. This is tonight's panorama from my balcony, before I drive to North Carolina for some skiing and winter fun this weekend.

Super busy, super good times right now. Bouncing between SW Georgia, North Carolina, Nevada, and other places. Atlanta is expecting possible record snowfall on Monday, so that should be amusing to watch a city get shut down with, uhhh, a few inches of snow.