i was writing this to the good senator:

ha! ha!
i LOVE it when you start out an email with:

> JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!

the reason itself was fairly uninteresting, but the lead in was a beauty.

tonight i meant to come over a couple of hours ago to the internet cafe where the free wifi regularly drops at the most critical moments and gobbles up my emails. but then the 2004 World Series of Poker Tournament of Champions was on television, and so, of course, i HAD to watch it until the end.

a further complication arose when, playing a silly little free word scramble game on my laptop, i was running down the battery, and this cafe only has ONE working outlet for laptops, and only within reach of ONE table at that, so i was potentially SCREWED given that my mom's house DOESN'T HAVE POLARIZED (3 prong) outlets in most of the house. jesus christ, welcome to the late 1970's!

all is well, though, since i got the one good table, and not only that, got a free shot of decaf espresso in my decaf coffee, 'cause the really nice barista felt bad when the airpot of decaf killed at the "room for cream" stage.

oh shit. i think i need to post this whole piece of nonsense to my blog. hang on a second.

(by way of which attempt, i just noticed that blogger.com can be easily typo'd as booger.com. wonder where that resolves?) oh well: nowhere good.