Why I hate United Airlines, Part IV in a series

I forgot to mention that on the four and a half hour flight from ANC to SFO, my headphones and the audio system once again didn't work correctly. Fortunately, the movie being shown was Wild Hogs, so only having audio in one ear wasn't really that sad a thing, except for the regular and horrendous audio volume leveling in the movie.

Why I hate United, Part III in a series

While I don't have any proof for this, it doesn't seem outside of the realm of possibility that the fact that the wifi just went down in the Alaska Airlines Board Room is somehow United's fault. Good thing that Alaska has ethernet cables and free connections, to provide for United's deviousness and malevolence.

Why I hate United, Part II in a series

Because their online and telephone flight status tools are both liars, and even when the information is vaguely current (I'm used to a margin of error of one hour) it doesn't provide any useful information about *why* a flight is delayed.