Did I mention that I'm an attorney? (Licensed in Colorado, awaiting bar results in California.) I'm currently available for hire to write nastygrams: write to me at d j g 9 2 1 0 7 {at} yahoo . (Take out the spaces.) We can discuss specifics regarding your problem or situation.
This is not an offer to enter into a contractual relationship, nor is it to be construed or acted upon as legal advice.